|
Category
|
Record
Holder
|
Year
|
Relevant
Statistic
|
|
Punt, Highest
Altitude
|
Jody
Breslaw
|
|
|
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Punt, Lowest
Altitude
|
Jody
Breslaw
|
|
|
|
Kickoff,
Farthest
|
Jody
Breslaw
|
|
|
|
Kickoff,
Shortest
|
Jody
Breslaw
|
|
10
yards
|
|
Most
Tardy
|
Boom
|
|
|
|
Youngest
Participant
|
|
|
|
|
Oldest
Observer
|
|
|
|
|
Angriest
|
|
|
|
|
Dirtiest
Player
|
|
|
|
|
Most Pleased with
Self
|
|
|
|
|
Most Counts of
"Mississippi"
|
|
|
|
|
Most Consecutive
Years Played
|
|
|
|
|
Lamest Excuse for
Not Attending
|
|
|
|
|
Best Joke Told
During Swine Bowl
|
|
|
|
|
Best Joke Told
During Swine Ball
|
|
|
|
|
Farthest Distance
Traveled to Attend
|
Sheila &
Tony
|
2002
|
Berkeley<->NYC
|
|
Most Lines of
Shakespeare Quoted
|
Bobby
Greenspan
|
|
|
|
Best Dog
(Canine)
|
Chumley
|
|
|
|
Sleeping through
the game
|
Boom
|
|
|
|
Most
Injured
|
Dog
|
|
(Honorable
mention to Julie for driving him to the
hospital)
|
|
Cumulative record
for yards gained by moving ball during huddle when backs are
turned
|
Meatball
|
|
Average of two
feet per down, which adds up to 1500 yards over 50 years
making him Alltime Most Valuable Player.
|
|
Longest
Huddles
|
New
Rochelle
|
|
|
|
Most Lawyers on a
side
|
New
Rochelle
|
|
|
|
Oldest
Player
|
Peter
Greeman
|
|
|
|
First Female
Player
|
Polly Hill
Landess
|
|
STILL
playing!
|